I went to a taping of the Daily Show today, I just thought I’d share that.

I don’t know why, but I laughed so hard I cried when I watched this.

Netflix Relief Fund with Jason Alexander from Jason Alexander

For all those who survived the terrifying Sarah McLaughlin commercials on that fateful weekend in Delaware, with the hope that we can rise above the tragedy of having to see those depressing cats and dogs, this is for you.

I’ve realized that the only thing that I can contribute to this is videos since wit and cleverness, doesn’t seem to be something I’m very good at, so this.

Hey kids, who wants to turn intentionally safe fireworks into potentially dangerous ones. I thought you might. Well just in time to be too late for the 4th of July here’s the solution. Remove one of the three engines, keeping the fuse. Get some PVC pipe or copper pipe. Have you got it? Good. Line up the engine with the fuse down in the pipe. With some manner of blockage at one end, drop the engine, fuse lit, down the pipe and watch as your engine either explodes, stalls or flies out of the other end with no control or perceivable direction. WARNING although this is totally awesome it will most likely result in burns of some kind. Example: If the engine stalls in the copper pipe do not hold onto the pipe or you will burn the shit out of your hands

So I didn’t remember I had a tumblr account until I got an email today saying that someone new was following me on this. So, I guess I’ll post something. I caught 11 fish yesterday. On a related note I hate fish that jab their spines into my hand when I’m removing the hook, fish that swallow the whole damn lure making it almost impossible to remove the hooks, and fish that are too small to justify attacking my lure. Seriously, like the size of my goldfish.